I found the following (among many other less interesting (?) things) in my desk yesterday*:
- A copy of The Independent from the day of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s wedding. I’m not a royalist.
- A folder full of music from Other Choir.
- Quite a lot of wrapping paper, including some nice Doctor Who paper, and some that I got free from John Lewis.
- A pink butterfly that decorated a present I got once.
- A short length of (also pink) feather boa type material that was also used on a parcel for me, I think. It shed feathers, which may or may not be real, everywhere. If they are real they must be from a very small bird.
- Half a pretend menorah – the top bit with the candlesticks. It should go into a stand, but the stand is missing, which is why I ended up with it in the first place.* Happy Hanukkah, by the way!
- Some bags of 1p and 2p coins I meant to take to the bank ages ago (my own, not the library’s).
- A screwdriver. I have had this screwdriver in various drawers for about five years. It followed me from the Library of Doom to the Shiny New Learning Centre. I have no idea why.
- An ex-colleague’s mouse mat. She asked me to look after it when she went to work in another department. She’s now left the university altogether.
- A pair of shoes. I have these in my drawer for the days when I wear my boots and then my feet get too hot in the office. Not that this is likely to happen at the moment as the offices have been freezing this week!
- Lots of plastic carrier bags.
- A box of plasters. Always good to have some around, I think.
- My ECDL passport. They don’t use these anymore.
- A whole box of stuff I used for the CILIP Chartership. Most of it went in the bin. (Don’t worry, there are copies of it in my chartership portfolio!)
- A folder of staff development-related/job-related things; including the job advert for the job I first applied for in my current place of work, a copy of the presentation I did on the interview day and the letter offering me the job. How things have changed since 2005! My colleague, with what I felt was unnecessary glee, told me that he was doing his A Levels in 2005. I feel old.
*In case you were wondering, I’m not clearing out my desk because I’m leaving, but because we’re all moving desks (and some people are moving offices) next week.
**It’s from the ‘resources for use in classrooms’ section of the library and is meant for helping people to teach about Hannukah. People tend to leave broken things (mainly books) on my desk. I like mending them, or at least trying to.



